{"id":1238,"date":"2008-03-29T17:33:01","date_gmt":"2008-03-29T20:33:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/1238"},"modified":"2008-03-29T17:33:28","modified_gmt":"2008-03-29T20:33:28","slug":"clases-de-orgasmos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/1238","title":{"rendered":"orgasmos classificados"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>CLASES DE ORGASMOS<\/p>\n<p>1.Asm\u00e1tica:\u00a1ahh&#8230;ahhh&#8230;ahhh!<br \/>\n2.Geogr\u00e1fica: \u00a1Aqu\u00ed, aqu\u00ed, aqu\u00ed, aqu\u00ed!<br \/>\n3.Matem\u00e1tica: \u00a1M\u00e1s, m\u00e1s, m\u00e1s, m\u00e1s!<br \/>\n4.Religiosa: \u00a1Ay Dios m\u00edo, ay Dios m\u00edo!<br \/>\n5.Suicida: \u00a1Me muero, me muero!<br \/>\n6.Homicida: Si paras ahora, \u00a1Te mato!<br \/>\n7.Zootecnista: \u00a1Venga mi macho, venga!<br \/>\n8.Porrista: \u00a1Dale&#8230;dale&#8230;dale!<br \/>\n9.Profesora de ingl\u00e9s: Oh&#8230; yes, oh&#8230; no, oh&#8230;good&#8230;<br \/>\n10.Tipo Proyecto Uno:\u00a1No pares! \u00a1Sigue, sigue!&#8230;\u00a1No pares!\u00a1Sigue,sigue!<br \/>\n11.Negativa: \u00a1Nooo, noooo!<br \/>\n12.Positiva: \u00a1S\u00ed&#8230;s\u00ed&#8230;s\u00ed!<br \/>\n13.Profesora: S\u00ed&#8230;eso&#8230;por ah\u00ed&#8230;muy bien&#8230;correcto&#8230;perfecto!<br \/>\n14.Desinformada: \u00bfQu\u00e9 es esto?&#8230; \u00bfPor qu\u00e9?&#8230; \u00bfQu\u00e9 me haces?<br \/>\n15.Analista de sistemas: OK. El proceso ha finalizado con \u00e9xito.<br \/>\n16.Clarividente: Lo siento venir&#8230; ya casi viene&#8230; lo veo, lo veo.<br \/>\n17. El Orgasmo falso: &#8220;\u00a1Ay! \u00a1Ay! \u00a1Bajate ya!&#8221;<br \/>\n18. El Orgasmo confuso: &#8220;Oh s\u00ed, oh No, Oh Dios..&#8221;<br \/>\n19.El orgasmo Beisbolista: &#8220;\u00a1Me voy, me voooy, me fui!&#8221;<br \/>\n20.El orgasmo profetico: &#8220;\u00a1Me vengo; me vengoooo!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Luego de los orgasmos pasamos a&#8230; Los momentos despues del mencionado acto:<br \/>\n<\/em><br \/>\n1. El momento mexicano: &#8220;\u00a1Te juro que es mi primera vez!!!&#8221;<br \/>\n2. El momento secreto: &#8220;\u00a1Jurame que no le vas a decir a nadie!&#8221;<br \/>\n3. El momento optimista: &#8220;\u00bfMe hablas ma\u00f1ana?&#8221;<br \/>\n4. El momento adolescente: &#8220;\u00a1Vistete, ahi vienen mis papas!!!&#8221;<br \/>\n5. El momento hotelero: &#8220;Nunca habia venido a un lugar de estos&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\n6. El momento viajero: &#8220;\u00bfCuando llega tu esposa?&#8221;<br \/>\n7. El momento de oficina: &#8220;Entonces&#8230; \u00bfSi me va a dar el aumento?&#8221;<br \/>\n8. El momento higi\u00e9nico: &#8220;Pasame un Kleenex por favor&#8221;<br \/>\n9. El momento de duda: &#8220;\u00bfTe veniste adentro?&#8221;<br \/>\n10. El momento de asombro: &#8220;Otra vez???&#8221;<br \/>\n11. El momento social. &#8220;\u00bfy tu como te llamas?&#8221;<br \/>\n12. El momento de negocios &#8220;\u00bfcuanto te debo?&#8221;<br \/>\n13. El momento de credibilidad, &#8220;ahora si te creo que eras virgen&#8221;<br \/>\n14. El momento &#8220;guiness&#8221; &#8220;y yo que creia que los burros la tenian grande!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CLASES DE ORGASMOS 1.Asm\u00e1tica:\u00a1ahh&#8230;ahhh&#8230;ahhh! 2.Geogr\u00e1fica: \u00a1Aqu\u00ed, aqu\u00ed, aqu\u00ed, aqu\u00ed! 3.Matem\u00e1tica: \u00a1M\u00e1s, m\u00e1s, m\u00e1s, m\u00e1s! 4.Religiosa: \u00a1Ay Dios m\u00edo, ay Dios m\u00edo! 5.Suicida: \u00a1Me muero, me muero! 6.Homicida: Si paras ahora, \u00a1Te mato! 7.Zootecnista: \u00a1Venga mi macho, venga! 8.Porrista: \u00a1Dale&#8230;dale&#8230;dale! 9.Profesora de ingl\u00e9s: Oh&#8230; yes, oh&#8230; no, oh&#8230;good&#8230; 10.Tipo Proyecto Uno:\u00a1No pares! \u00a1Sigue, sigue!&#8230;\u00a1No pares!\u00a1Sigue,sigue! 11.Negativa: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}