{"id":12255,"date":"2009-08-16T16:42:28","date_gmt":"2009-08-16T19:42:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=12255"},"modified":"2009-08-16T16:42:28","modified_gmt":"2009-08-16T19:42:28","slug":"chinese-detective","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/12255","title":{"rendered":"chinese detective"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone.<br \/>\nA few days later, he received, by telegram, this report:<\/p>\n<p>MOST HONORABLE SIR:<br \/>\nYOU LEAVE HOUSE<br \/>\nI WATCH HOUSE<br \/>\nHE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.<br \/>\nHE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.<br \/>\nHE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.<br \/>\nI LOOK IN WINDOW.<br \/>\nHE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.<br \/>\nHE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.<br \/>\nHE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.<br \/>\nI PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OUT OF TREE. I NOT SEE.<br \/>\nNO FEE,<br \/>\nCHEN LEE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received, by telegram, this report: MOST HONORABLE SIR: YOU LEAVE HOUSE I WATCH HOUSE HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH. HE AND [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12255"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12255"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12256,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12255\/revisions\/12256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}