{"id":1130,"date":"2005-11-11T00:16:01","date_gmt":"2005-11-11T03:16:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=1130"},"modified":"2008-03-31T17:31:04","modified_gmt":"2008-03-31T20:31:04","slug":"no-too-many-jews-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/1130","title":{"rendered":"too many jews"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An old Jewish lady is sitting in a restaurant sipping tea.<br \/>\nBy the next table there are 3 nuns discussing where to go for a vacation.<br \/>\nThe 2nd nun says to Mother Superior &#8220;Let&#8217;s go to Jerusalem.&#8221;<br \/>\nMother Superior says &#8220;No, too many Jews there.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe 3rd nun says to Mother Superior let&#8217;s go to New York .<br \/>\nMother Superior says &#8220;No, too many Jews there.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe 2nd nun again speaks and says let&#8217;s go to Los Angeles.<br \/>\nMother Superior says &#8220;No, too many Jews there.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe little Jewish old lady leans over and says with a Yiddish Accent:<br \/>\n&#8220;Vell, vhy don&#8217;t you go to hell, dere are no Jews there!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old Jewish lady is sitting in a restaurant sipping tea. By the next table there are 3 nuns discussing where to go for a vacation. The 2nd nun says to Mother Superior &#8220;Let&#8217;s go to Jerusalem.&#8221; Mother Superior says &#8220;No, too many Jews there.&#8221; The 3rd nun says to Mother Superior let&#8217;s go to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1130"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}